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I will be copping this BOTB moto jacket ASAP. And those $800 Theyskens' shoes when I'm a millionaire, aka NEVER. Sigh.

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UM.....

So I just came across this image on the Cheap Monday website. I'm a fan of most 90s revival stuff. But this....... 

Thoughts?

Soiree

Yo JC- Still waiting on you to re-release these.

Kinda need 'em.

Thanks,
Jeffy

What's that jacket? Margiela?

Designer collections for fast fashion stores don't usually excite me. Margiela though, different story. I would camp out for this!

Hungary Hungary Hippos

So Marie Claire Hungary (who knew such a thing existed?) kind of killed it with this editorial. Prints on prints on prints with a touch of slutty 90s aka right up my alley.

Marie Claire Hungary August 2012 | "Art Movie"
Photography: Zoltan Tombor
Model: Niki Hajdu
Styling: Monika Laczko
Hair: Tamas Tuzes
& Make-up: Sarolta Tombor

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That's that shit I DON'T LIKE!!!

You know what I am SO f'ing sick of? Those extra super high, extra super round toe, Kim Kardashian ass, cheap ass, fake Louboutain ass, glitter stripper pumps. Seriously.

This shoe shape is beat to deaaaath. WHHHHYYYYY is this still happening?

I've never been a huge fan of the ultra skinny pointy shoe either, but the latest incarnation of the pointy heel is SO refreshing! (especially the cap toe ones!) :

Styloretic

(I think it's safe to say my biggest style crush right now is Yuka of Pretty in Leather)

Chic Muse

A. Wang I believe?

(not in the pointy fam but I'm also feeling this shape/color combo. via Noir Ohio)

Proenza Schouler

MORE OF THESE, PLEASE.

Eye Need This.

This Me & Zena eyeball ring is all types of necessary.

Via Kingdom of Style

Nails Did

This girl's nails!!! SWOON!

 via Pretty In Leather

I won't grow up! I won't grow up!

My 27th birthday is in three weeks. This sweater is obviously a must have for any mature, responsible, got-her-shit-together, late-twentysomething woman. So I got it.

They don't call me Tinkerbelle for nothin' #iwontgrowupiwontgrowup!

Can't Stop Won't Stop

Warm neutrals, sheer, and drapiness. Can't stop loving them. Don't want to.

Wake n Bake

< t-boz voice >Yes...it's me again...and I'm back!< /t-boz voice > 

Who knew Baker's made such awesome shoes?

Drool.

DROOL

MEGA-DROOL. 


I didn't. But I do now.

Private Eyes...

I've been really into eye related things lately. Eye of providence, eye of Horus, just eyezzz all around.

Got this awesome ring on etsy the other day:


and I've been eyeing (haha I'm punny!) these Low Luv x Erin Wasson earrings for a minute:

Jesus Loves Me!

My prayers have been answered.

Not quite as dramatic, but that's ok for a fraction of the price. And not by J. Simps, but that's ok because I really don't care much for the idea of my money keeping Chili's and Applebee's in business.

Gimmie dat.

Swooning over this. Totally something I would wear, but with cuter shoes. Dress and accessories are SO on point though. I NEED a dress like that in my life.


Oh, and this would be an answer to my "Why do I always think it's a good idea to cut all my hair off?" question.

Caps for Sale

I want a big, floppy, black hat for summer.


Also, long hair. Why do I always think it's such a great idea to shave off half of my hair? I mean, it is for a couple months, but then it's boring and takes a year+ to grow out. Waaah.

So put your leather, leather, leather on

Is that "Guernica" painted on yo jacket, girl? SWOON.

Who wants to have a jacket painting party like we're 16 year old punks again? I also love that hair, but that's definitely something only 16 year olds and this chick can pull off.

The accidental stirrup pants

Well, it's certainly been a while since I've posted anything. I've been distracted by life, and not in a good way. But that's neither here nor there. I saw Gaga last night, and here's what I wore:

Vintage sequined sweater/faux leather skirt from Gabes/the accidental stirrup pants /Senso booties

I got ready at Dana's and accidentally brought along striped tights instead of solid black...and all she had were black stirrup pants...but I still looked better than 99% of those Little Morons, I mean Monsters.

Here's a closeup of the sequins...and my "I just paid $7.50 for a Mike's Hard Lemonade" face:

Donna Draper

Loving the Txell Miras SS11 collection. Just call me Donna Draper:




I see Matt Lovett written all over the third set.

via Kingdom of Style

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Since spring break isn't far off- WOOOO!!! TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!!!- here are some swimsuits I'm feeling:


$78 for the set isn't bad, especially from Free People. Pretty sure my ass cleavage would be borderline obscene in that thing though. So I'll probably go for this:

Yeah, that's a picture from the Today Show. Act like you don't love to hate those day drunk bitches.


This stuff'll kill ya.

Rainbow 'Round My Shoulder

This scarf RULES. It reminds me a bit of the latest Prada offerings.



But still not cheap at $200. It is vintage, though, so when crusty bitches start shit with you...you know what to say. Cop it here, so I can subsequently mug you for it!