20110418

Jesus Loves Me!

My prayers have been answered.

Not quite as dramatic, but that's ok for a fraction of the price. And not by J. Simps, but that's ok because I really don't care much for the idea of my money keeping Chili's and Applebee's in business.

20110416

Gimmie dat.

Swooning over this. Totally something I would wear, but with cuter shoes. Dress and accessories are SO on point though. I NEED a dress like that in my life.


Oh, and this would be an answer to my "Why do I always think it's a good idea to cut all my hair off?" question.

Caps for Sale

I want a big, floppy, black hat for summer.


Also, long hair. Why do I always think it's such a great idea to shave off half of my hair? I mean, it is for a couple months, but then it's boring and takes a year+ to grow out. Waaah.

20110401

So put your leather, leather, leather on

Is that "Guernica" painted on yo jacket, girl? SWOON.

Who wants to have a jacket painting party like we're 16 year old punks again? I also love that hair, but that's definitely something only 16 year olds and this chick can pull off.

20110227

The accidental stirrup pants

Well, it's certainly been a while since I've posted anything. I've been distracted by life, and not in a good way. But that's neither here nor there. I saw Gaga last night, and here's what I wore:

Vintage sequined sweater/faux leather skirt from Gabes/the accidental stirrup pants /Senso booties

I got ready at Dana's and accidentally brought along striped tights instead of solid black...and all she had were black stirrup pants...but I still looked better than 99% of those Little Morons, I mean Monsters.

Here's a closeup of the sequins...and my "I just paid $7.50 for a Mike's Hard Lemonade" face:

20110207

Donna Draper

Loving the Txell Miras SS11 collection. Just call me Donna Draper:




I see Matt Lovett written all over the third set.

via Kingdom of Style

20110203

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Since spring break isn't far off- WOOOO!!! TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!!!- here are some swimsuits I'm feeling:


$78 for the set isn't bad, especially from Free People. Pretty sure my ass cleavage would be borderline obscene in that thing though. So I'll probably go for this:

Yeah, that's a picture from the Today Show. Act like you don't love to hate those day drunk bitches.


This stuff'll kill ya.