I won't grow up! I won't grow up!

My 27th birthday is in three weeks. This sweater is obviously a must have for any mature, responsible, got-her-shit-together, late-twentysomething woman. So I got it.

They don't call me Tinkerbelle for nothin' #iwontgrowupiwontgrowup!


Can't Stop Won't Stop

Warm neutrals, sheer, and drapiness. Can't stop loving them. Don't want to.


Wake n Bake

< t-boz voice >Yes...it's me again...and I'm back!< /t-boz voice > 

Who knew Baker's made such awesome shoes?

I didn't. But I do now.


Private Eyes...

I've been really into eye related things lately. Eye of providence, eye of Horus, just eyezzz all around.

Got this awesome ring on etsy the other day:

and I've been eyeing (haha I'm punny!) these Low Luv x Erin Wasson earrings for a minute:


Jesus Loves Me!

My prayers have been answered.

Not quite as dramatic, but that's ok for a fraction of the price. And not by J. Simps, but that's ok because I really don't care much for the idea of my money keeping Chili's and Applebee's in business.


Gimmie dat.

Swooning over this. Totally something I would wear, but with cuter shoes. Dress and accessories are SO on point though. I NEED a dress like that in my life.

Oh, and this would be an answer to my "Why do I always think it's a good idea to cut all my hair off?" question.

Caps for Sale

I want a big, floppy, black hat for summer.

Also, long hair. Why do I always think it's such a great idea to shave off half of my hair? I mean, it is for a couple months, but then it's boring and takes a year+ to grow out. Waaah.


So put your leather, leather, leather on

Is that "Guernica" painted on yo jacket, girl? SWOON.

Who wants to have a jacket painting party like we're 16 year old punks again? I also love that hair, but that's definitely something only 16 year olds and this chick can pull off.


The accidental stirrup pants

Well, it's certainly been a while since I've posted anything. I've been distracted by life, and not in a good way. But that's neither here nor there. I saw Gaga last night, and here's what I wore:

Vintage sequined sweater/faux leather skirt from Gabes/the accidental stirrup pants /Senso booties

I got ready at Dana's and accidentally brought along striped tights instead of solid black...and all she had were black stirrup pants...but I still looked better than 99% of those Little Morons, I mean Monsters.

Here's a closeup of the sequins...and my "I just paid $7.50 for a Mike's Hard Lemonade" face:


Donna Draper

Loving the Txell Miras SS11 collection. Just call me Donna Draper:

I see Matt Lovett written all over the third set.

via Kingdom of Style


Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Since spring break isn't far off- WOOOO!!! TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!!!- here are some swimsuits I'm feeling:

$78 for the set isn't bad, especially from Free People. Pretty sure my ass cleavage would be borderline obscene in that thing though. So I'll probably go for this:

Yeah, that's a picture from the Today Show. Act like you don't love to hate those day drunk bitches.

This stuff'll kill ya.


Rainbow 'Round My Shoulder

This scarf RULES. It reminds me a bit of the latest Prada offerings.

But still not cheap at $200. It is vintage, though, so when crusty bitches start shit with you...you know what to say. Cop it here, so I can subsequently mug you for it!


Jacques Off

This isn't really related to fashion but I felt the need to post it because I'm totally in luuurve. And after all, as all my girl Vivienne Westwood famously said, "Fashion is about eventually becoming naked." In that spirit, check out these photos from Jacques magazine:

Loving the arty, throwback vibe, the good design and styling, the choice of models, that they cite Russ Meyer as an inspiration, and have a female Editor-in-Chief. And THIS is her:


It's smut that doesn't offend my art faggy sensibilities! SIGN. ME. UP. Oh, and suck my dick Playboy- you're the most boring publication of ever! Girl next door....pfff...don't get me started.


An open letter to Jessica Simpson

Dear Jess,
(I can call you that because I'm a Jessica too and we Jessicas- all 5478378573billion of us-have a special bond)
You did a really great job of ripping Charles Anastase off before with the Dany.


Such a good job, in fact, that your version sold out almost instantly and I ended up spending a nice chunk of change for a used pair on ebay.....shortly before you re-released them and then eventually put them on sale for a mere $50. I'm still a little pissed about that. So to make up for it I'm going to have to insist that you remake these Anastase shoes:

So that I don't have to spend my life's savings on them.


He's done it again


Riccardo Tisci kills it again. KIIIIIIIIIILLS it. Ooof.