outfit : bloodbuzz ohio

Tonight I worked the press party for the new H&M opening in Columbus, Ohio. I was required to wear a dressy outfit that was as much H&M as possible. I didn't know I'd be doing this when I came out here, so I made due with what I had, and it actually came out surprisingly well:

Everything's H&M but the earrings! Chyeeaaah brand representative deluxe! It's pretty sad how regularly I realize I am wearing almost entirely H&M, but that's what happens when you work there!

Terrible pictures, again! Whatevs, who doesn't love a good Photo Booth photoshoot? Actually, I hate it because it's hard to squish your entire body in there.

Mood music:

I was carried to Ohio on a swarm of bees. I'll never marry. But Ohio don't remember me. I still owe money to the money to the money I owe. I never thought about love when I thought about home. I still owe money to the money to the money I owe. The floors are falling out from everybody I know. I'm on a blood buzz. Yes I am.
(Hot dudes with beards are always a plus)

PS. Speaking of buzzes, I drank for the first time in a long time the other night and was so hungover the next day that I wore sweatpants in public!


  1. sweatpants with 6 inch booties! lady at the hotel front desk was lovin' yo shit!

  2. Who are absolutely gorgeous, would love to take you on a date

  3. I meant you look, not Who

  4. You are so tiny and adorable that it hurts my face to look at you. I'll think of you fondly while my fat ass does yoga.